Tuesday, October 23, 2007

Pretty cool title eh?

Its On My Mind.

So right now, I'm just kinda chillen outside with my laptop which is very cool... its like really windy and... chilly out here.. and leaves are falling and blowing in my face... but I TOTALLY LOVE it. Probly all my best best best memories are in the fall... maybe not ALL of them.. but a good share of them. So thats pretty much the big thing thats on my mind... Oh, and why is it... that when ever I eat a piece of toast with honey on it... all I worry about is eating it fast so that the honey doesn't drip every where.. and when I eat Icecream, I'm only worried about the amount I have left.. like.. "oh snap, I only have give or take 5 more bites left.. at 7 seconds a bite, thats approximately 35 seconds of icecream left which is about 105.0778 seconds less than I had to start out with... maybe I should keep it in my mouth for 10 seconds so I can up it to 50 seconds.. or say 12 seconds.. thats an even minuet.. or I could just take half sized bites and keep the 7 second mouth time.. that would give me 70 seconds of icecream time... but then again, with that much less.. I had better compromise and hold it in for only 6 seconds a bite giving me 60 more seconds to worry about how much time I have left before I run out of icecream...." Is this problem unique to me, or does anyone else find themselves sacrificing enjoyment for unemployment...I mean worry?

oh and about my web address....
As I'm sure you've seen, the Uniform Resource Locator [pretty cool eh?] of my blog is "thisoneistakenman.blogspot.com" AKA "This one is taken man". The reason for this is because I spent like.. allot of time trying to get a URL that no one had taken... and finally I tried this one, and it worked... which is good. *Paul Harvey voice* And now you know... the first part of the story.


In Response.
[Disclaimer] I decided to incorporate other peoples blogs into mine.. so if your post is chosen to be responded to.. feel honored. (actually.. I just think you have an original idea or I like what your talking about..)
The Day I Met Santa (from "So There I Was...")


I too have seen Santa... He came into Ace one day and gave all the paint guys candy.. what a kind jolly man he is.. but don't let his generosity fool you. All of the toys that are brought to millions of kids every year... are pirated! Thats right, someone wants a playstation 3... Santa and his gang put together a pirated playstations... and plop them in front of your tree. And where do they get the parts and materials for all this? Easy... Its the Mexicans and French in a combined effort. The Mexicans sneak across the border, and steal raw materials! No one knows what the French do... but they're in on it. This means, that the thousands of "playstations" that are pirated every year by Mr. Kringle are taking away money from Sony! Millions of dollars a year... thats just wrong folks. Think about that next time you put your cookies out... maybe put some x-lax in there to kinda send Good old Poppa Nicholas a message.

Back Feed
[Disclaimer] You know how magazines sometimes have a section in the front where you can give feedback and stuff to previous articles from like last months magazine... and you don't have last months magazine.. and you wish you did so you could see what in the world the feedback is talking about? Well I was kinda thinking as I do sometimes... maybe I should make my blog like that... ya know, so if people didn't read the post from yesterday or last week or something.. they will be missing out and they will have to go back and read what they missed... Its kinda brilliant if you ask me. I think I will.. only it won't necessarily be feedback.. I'll call it... "back feed"... It will be more like.. "remember back in such and such.. when I said such and such..." yeah, thats it.


OoooOOkkkey Got one! on my last blog post thing what ever you call it... I said "I'm just going to clear my own path here and see were it goes".... instead of "where it goes"... there was some other typos in there too... I wish I had an editor so I could blame it on him....
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I know that wasn't a very good "Back Feed" ©® but it was a starter ok!?!


Leftovers
[Disclaimer] "Leftovers" ©® is just what it says... leftover umph from my brilliance that I need to get rid of before I become to powerful and blow up the world....

ok soo....
I don't know if its like a big deal or anything.. but at the bottom of each post it tells the time it was posted, and its like three hours off. I didn't post my last post at 5:09am.... it was 8:09am New York time.


Wisdom of Words. (saying)
[Disclaimer] I just figured since I have a disclaimer on most everything else.. I might as well have one on "Wisdom of Words"©® By the way, all Wisdom of Words are from yours truly.. I don't know weather to be proud of that, or if I need a snickers or an airline ticket or something.


Don't turn the other cheek if your "friend" squashes your photoshop disk...

2 comments:

Curtis said...

Pretty cool! I love those little blurbs that you thew in towards the end, there. They're kinda like those little features that magazines have. I've been thinking about incorporating something like that in my blog. The only problem with that, is I don't always have light-hearted and funny blogs, so it won't be a constant feature. I suppose it can be a mostly-constant feature. Is that like being mostly-dead? I hope not, because being mostly dead can be quite a drag...

Johanna said...

a back feed to make people read previous posts?? BRILLIANT! why didnt I think of that?
and you even put up a linky thing and replied to my santa post! I feel so honored. glad you're keeping your blog updated! :D