Stomach minded

Its On My Mind.

I was thinking about whats actually on my mind... so thinking about what is on my mind.. is on my mind. Actually now thinking about thinking about whats on my mind is on my mind because I just had to think about that to type this.... doh, now I'm thinking about typing about thinking about thinking about whats on my mind in the "Its On My Mind" part of this blog... cupcakes. those are good.
So anyways,... I WAS thinking about what was on my mind.. but I didn't really know exactly how to define "my mind". Is it my brain? Is it my stomach? So I had to look that one up. Come to find out... It actually is possible that my mind is my stomach. Thats where I do most of my "decision making" from and such. I also think better on a full stomach.. coincidence? I think not! Now, I have a feeling I have more than one mind (which has to be the reason for this extreme brilliants) Oh my word... I suddenly have the intense urge to look up "stomach" in the dictionary!!! ..
I wonder if you can yodel while whistling? Whodeling... Lets all try it and see if it works.. ready? 1.. 2... 3 GO. ...........HA, got ya! you all tried it and people walking past thought you were strange! NOT ME! I didn't try it... hahahah. Cheese cake! I actually didn't get any satisfaction out of that having not seen you do it...

In Response

What do you think of when you think of a Stomach? A cow? A diet? Food? Cake? Sandwich? Ice Cream? Eggs? Bacon? Cheese? Lemons? Photoshop? A giant Liger? Throwing mashed potatoes at people knee caps? Painting "Pizza is azziP spelled backwards" on peoples car windshields? Stocking telamarketers? Oh and CHECK THIS OUT. I told you mac was good.

Left Overs

Have you ever noticed how impossible it would be for the owners of Clifford the Big Red Dog to raise him under normal sercomstanses©? (Now that was a good one.. the spell checker didn't even have any suggestions for it) Well they cant pull the wool over my eyes! I see whats going on! Emily Elizabeths dad is the head of the Mafia and he uses stolen money to pay for food and cement truck loads of itch ointment and dog hair removal experts and waist disposal units and pet insurance and those sardines he gets secretly to munch on while the rest of his family is sleeping.. and hotels and privet yachts ... AND did you know that Emily Elizabeth had to have surgery so that she wouldn't faint every time Clifford burped in her face or licked her!?
The next door neighbors actually live there because they were in trouble with the law and living next to Clifford is punishment. The reason everyone is so nice to the big red dog is because.. well.. isn't that funny how blood IS THE EXACT SAME COLOR!?!?! you get the point.

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Last blog post was sorta lame... hows that for Back Feed©®? Oh, MAN! Now I'm hungry!!!

Wisdom of Words

It is an ancient proverb... wise men don't feed BlueRay® players to their pet ostrich.

Why frogs are really green

Its On My Mind

I have been thinking of odd things today... like naming random things.
Ok, so your out one night looking through your telescope... and you discover a giant astroid headed for earth. Scientists predict that it will completely destroy mankind... what would you name it? I'm thinking I would name mine "Cuddles" or "firry friend" or something..... NO NO, better yet... "The Liberal"

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I bet THESE GUYS favorite color is red....

Left Overs

I don't have any left overs today.. bummer. I don't have much of anything really.. I just don't want to get out of the groove of posting...

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Ok so yesterday I said "Enchanted" only gets 4 out of 10 stars... I'm going to make that 6 out of 10! It was good until the lady started acting "more human" close to the end... then it went downhill. Just wanted to get that off my chest... Another thing I want to get off my chest while I'm at it... When I was little I told a lady I didn't like her casserole... I... I... I lied. It was amazing!

Wisdom of Words

it is a fool who admites to himself that food is over rated.

Its On My Mind

So I'm attempting to revive the brilliant manuscripts which have for some time now been forgotten about by yours truly. (me). Some would venture to call these wondrous pages of literature "art". Others would go on to call them "Grand masterpieces in which immense brilliance took place on the writers part."So much so, have these great mind musing works of astounding thought compilations been forsaken, that at this very moment I am only endeavoring to revisit the bowels of these magnum-opus's because of shear lack of a present activity. My work is done elsewhere and I only wait... wait till the time when the phone line is free so I can check my email.. dude.
Because of my present circumstances, my mind borders on emptiness... therefor... this might be interesting. OK, I think I'm just going to pretty much jot down what pops in my head for all of our sakes. Wait... I was already doing that...
..... Yes, I think people look absolutely ridiculous when they take off their sox and yell "SAY HI TO MY FRIEND TOMMY THE PUPPET" and no I never have liked squash with maple syrup. Sure Johnny Depp is cool.... like a dead frozen fish... Yes I like egg-rolls.. its food isn't it!?!? Swallowing Gold fish before taking your pills is cheating... besides dork.. what does that have to do with anything? Some times when I cough, I cover my mouth with my feet... actually... not. Yes Soap is edible... if your some kind of freak... and who cares about that one thing!? did that ever stop John Wane?!? I wonder what that thing is behind you... I used to think the kind of toothpaste I used was directly related to the smell of my breath... dumb. Why don't people call wallets "money holder folder pocket things" "Let me grab my MHFPT before we go". If you don't like getting your picture taken, why even show your face in public? "I sat on a spring by a spring in the Spring"... hey cool, looky looky what I made up. Chicken tastes like frog legs.

In Response

I was reading this article.. thinking.. man, thats one brilliant guy.. finally a good use for dead cats. What a perspiration... I mean inspiration... I think I'm going to find out how to use cats as a substitute for baking soda! I would encourage everyone reading this to find your very own use for dead cats.
(By the way, I believe a Pence is about 1.33 cents. If its not... It should be! Therefor 15 Pence would be somewhere around $0.1995)

Left Overs.

So I was going to see "I am Legend" finally... which I was sorta looking forward to because of all these people telling me it was.. interesting.. SO, I went to the rental place.. and looked and looked for it... and then I remembered mom wanted to see "Enchanted" so I picked that up.. and kept looking for "I am Legend" but it was rented out! So.. I show up to the register with this chick-flick.. and nothing else... it was awkward. So heres the thing... I ended up watching the movie with the rest of the fam at dinner time. The first part was cheesy.. the middle was fine.. then it all went wacked near the end part of the movie. I would rate it 4 out of 10. OH, but my favorite character was Edward of course.. bet you don't know why :P But get this. The guy that acted the part is the son of one of my dads bizz partner dudes. So I'm practically one of his friends... you know.. even though I have never met him or his dad... all I would have to say is "Hey whats up dude? My dad works with your dad! Wanna give me some of your money since your probly filthy rich and I'm practically family?" I have it all planned out. But I think the movie over all was stupid. I don't like chick flicks...
Dude, I said "so" allot just now didn't I.

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Merry Christmas!!! HAPPY NEW YEARS!!! Happy Valentines day!!! Happy Easter/Reserection Sunday!!! Happy Birthday!!! Happy what ever i missed!!!
Ok, so last time I did anything in this it was December 1st. I decided to make like a hotdog and CATCHUP on my posts... hahahaha oh oh oh pffff guhuguguhahaah. *sigh*

Wisdom of Words

If a kid kicks you in the shin, don't cry in front of him.